You got further with your father than I did. I finally found mine, who made my mother give my older brother up for adoption, and told her she had to abort me. When I finally found him, at 36, he has another family and a daughter in college he supports. He won't acknowledge my existence. I'm about to contact the…

i swear i started falling asleep just now reading this article and imagining driving a Tesla on the highway. my drooling snoring ass would be all over the internet on my first trip over 20 minutes.

Me too. Afternoon drives more than about 45 min can make me sleepy-especially if I'm going west. The afternoon sun, I guess? So, no cruise control, window down enough to cause irritating noise, and even right-wing talk-radio if it's been a long day. I once woke up because I had drifted into the median doing 70ish in a…

If that’s the case, Porsche can mail the royalty checks to me. :)

Don’t care.   My commute to work is 5 miles.

Oh man, I forgot the Essential even existed. How is that holding up? I was interested when it first came out.

Got it yesterday on my Essential Phone. It’s awesome to see any manufacturer not named Google still updating a 2 year old phone on the day the update.

Betty White

The last manual Lambo at all was an extremely limited special edition 5 years ago, so blaming the soccer moms here seems just a little sexist, no?

Not that easy. The rear end of the 91-95 B-wagons is wider than the sedan, so the rear sway bar from the SS won’t fit. There were, however, a limited number of custom ones made for use on hearses though.

My reaction to the 2021 Mercedes-AMG GLB 35.

Massively smart move, it’s about time! The sedans are fantastic, the latest Kia and Hyundai SUVs are also fantastic (particularly the Telluride) but lots of people I’ve talked to keep saying “yeah, but it’s a Kia”. Genesis was created to do what Lexus did for Toyota, I really hope it happens!

You must be a pretty miserable shit.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Good. 

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.