I’m guessing the Driving School is for general managers to have an excuse go out to drive fast cars, then eat & drink on the dealership dime.  Techs get to learn those in-vehicle driving and handling skills in customer cars.

Unpopular opinion. This is one of the best looking 4 seat convertibles, period.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

but he is white

Unpopular opinion: these actually look much better than most custom, one-off convertibles.

That’s why you just park on someone else’s grass and steal their electricity

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

A.... family car.?

The Base Model 2020 Porsche 911 Will Start At $97,400

Ummm a perfect deuce means no bidet needed.  Just saying.  

Ummm a perfect deuce means no bidet needed.  Just saying.  

The answer is obvious
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“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

That black friend™ looks a bit skeptical.

That's because your shoes would track poop on the floors in your house. Not a similar situation with yer butt. I hope.

That's because your shoes would track poop on the floors in your house. Not a similar situation with yer butt. I…

There’s always a tweet.

Apology accepted.

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown: