I've watched this clip at least a dozen times but never noted the cars.

They should make a 4 door version. Seriously.

In Boones Mill VA, the police chief (who might actually be the only officer) always drives a stealthy unmarked car to catch speeders on the main drag through town.

Yeah fuck those things.

Well that escalated quickly.

No.

I thought the same thing actually. I just hope nobody commits suicide over this (not meant as a joke or snark, I'm serious. I imagine all this has to be tough for Te'o assuming he's not in on it).

And a dually rear setup?

Shame what happened to him but Nayigihugu's first name is perfect.

It's red. That's all that matters.

7/10 for the comment.

Yes.

Singapore: "Don't rotate plate when eating fish."

Exactly.

I wonder what the base model looks like (in terms of specs).

You've obviously never tried to buy a used tampon.

So what's the MSRP on this thing?

Exactly.

Is that a bad thing?

Couple of things I'd add/correct (as someone who grew up with/within the culture):