THIS SHIT CLASSY AS FUCK.

If by "the spot" you mean the prostate. Yes.

Today I learned.....

Was that it?

Liberty drivers.........

The man on the left is struggling to hold down his dinner...

You mean Koenigsegg doesn't immediately fly a technician out to hand deliver a new set of keys? For shame!

Bet you guys were the youngest humans in there (except the staff).

This is offensive. You need to stop with allah the Muslim jokes.

Making jokes about cancer can land you in a bit of a hairy situation.

Quaint.

Yeah, but what kind of leaf? Hmm? Hmmm!?!

I thought this was going to be about some actual, kooky feature on the new Corvette convertible — some kind of retractable picnic table. Something slightly Aztec-esque. I'm very relieved that I was wrong.

There's a really cool mash-up by "The Hood Internet" - Ma$e x Notorious B.I.G. x Penguin Prison | Fuck With Mo' Money

I love this song. And the album is pretty good too.

Shit. I didn't know there was a word for that. I didn't even know it was a thing. I thought it was just me.

I love Bojangles.

Would it be a public execution?

I think they'll miss most of the snow storm assuming they leave within the next few hours.

"It's big. It's white. It has 470 horses."