If you write your lowercase a’s like a small capital A you match the psych profile for a serial killer.

Hearing guitar in a Star Wars trailer sounds reallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy weird.

Clinched them the division title and gave them 50 wins in their first season. Eh, it’s OK, I guess.

Barry died? Good, I never liked that guy

I’m torn. On the one hand, I’m glad TV Ted got what he deserved. On the other hand, I bet this makes Bobby Knight happy, and I’m all for Knight never feeling happiness over anything.

Well, now you’ve got me playing this again, so good job on that. They would have been better off with Blondie’s original version of “Atomic,” IMO.

I had the misfortune of witnessing Stan Van Gundy’s lone season as the coach at Wisconsin, where he managed to post a losing record despite having Michael Finley and a senior-laden team coming off an NCAA tournament appearance. Van Gundy didn’t have much love for the NCAA 24 years ago, either.

It was a good run, Lindsey. Good luck at the Athletic, although I still don’t get the “we don’t sell ads” thing.

This is only tangentially related, but what are Megan Greenwell’s favorite cereals?

If you’re interested in what she’s doing now, apparently she’s living in the Twin Cities: http://www.citypages.com/news/figure-skatings-bad-girl-star-surya-bonaly-makes-new-life-in-minnesota/392501041

Kinja why can’t you make it more easy to keep track of responses-to-likes like Twitter

Two years ago on Tuesday. https://deadspin.com/yes-but-what-time-does-what-time-does-what-time-does-1757497646

I’ve been saying all along that I need to enjoy the activities the Super Bowl is bringing to the Twin Cities instead of bitching about what a pain in the ass getting around is going to be. ... But as of now, the only thing I have planned for next week is, uh, going to the Amsterdam next Wednesday to watch your podcast.

My tennis hero for the past five days has been milkshake ducked. Should have seen it coming.

Belly postgame, basically: “What else am I supposed to do?”

R.I.P. Dolores O’Riordan. Got to see the Cranberries at Target Center and remember really only two things, O’Riordan’s DGAF dancing and enthusiasm along with the terrible sound quality in the arena. This is an underappreciated Cranberries song, IMO:

Now I’m mad I didn’t pick up any KüL when I was in La Crosse a few months back.

You know Paul Chryst didn’t want this. If he had his way, the whole team would have shacked up four to a room at a Super 8.

+1

I would appreciate positive articles on the NY Mets in the 2018 season.