Goddammit. +1

Are we sure he’s not covering his eyes so he doesn’t have to look at the green hair of the lady sitting in front of him?

That ball was always in hell, it just relocated from one part of 2017 America to another.

Poor Ricky Rubio. Guy has played out of his mind the past two months and looks as though he might have actually turned a corner in his career. Yet whenever he takes the floor against this guy you still can’t help but remember that the Wolves drafted him and Jonny Fucking Flynn ahead of Steph Curry.

Good God, yes. I was probably losing my shit more than I should have that Gonzaga did this.

Stop the balllllllllllllllll ...

If you ask Siri why the games are going into overtime and double OT when the score isn’t tied, it will make your iPhone heat up until it explodes.

[scanning Lakers roster] Why would I want to?

If you’re going to shower us with White Sox stories all spring, at least you could give us an update as to what Adam LaRoche and his kid are doing these days.

Or three, this year.

Where have you been!?

I like to think that whenever he says “Hello, friends” he is talking directly to me alone.

If you want to relive the Jets’ glory days, the Butt Fumble has its own Wikipedia page.

More like Jonathan Slow, amirite!

Welcome back, Dom. Maybe you can set up a vote for the 2015 and ’16 Deadspin Hall of Fame class now that you’re back?

And here I thought Warren Beatty was just being an idiot on stage while the “La La Land” producers were accepting their awards.

He seemed to have located that pitch just fine.

Like certain other people in positions of power, the MLB commissioner’s recent messages to the public are frightening me.

When nuclear annihilation finally arrives, my hope is that videos such as these can tell future generations that, despite ending civilization on earth, we weren’t all that bad.

[looks at the other guys on the floor for OKC] I can see why Russ is so mad all the time.