This is why people hate soccer.

This is why I have a conflicted relationship with baseball. He is far-and-away the best player in the league, who is having a historic season, and I desperately want him on my favorite team. But I also don’t really care because there’s very little flash and very few “YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!” highlights. He’s a baseball…

If I know anything about sports fans—and people in general—an official campaign from the organization and possible sanctions from the governing body to try to stop this will work great. It’ll be like that time in high school that my school’s administration made a point of telling us that any artificial “noisemakers”…

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But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

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It’s the easiest thing in the world to imagine that a privileged schmuck like Giuliani has never even considered using a VPN.

Why doesn’t Biff use all his money to open up a gaudy casino instead?

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

Exactly. FWIW I think this is a troll article, but Obama should not be front and center for the reason you state. AND because the Dems need to stop being lazy and find/create new exciting leadership. They can’t use Obama as a crutch forever.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Maybe it makes 0 sense looking at just the metro system in a vacuum, but the nice thing about a city-owned metro system is that the city can look at how it affects the whole city. Does keeping the metro open an extra hour reduce the number of accidents caused by thousands of people driving home from the arena in cars…

The single greatest blessing that there is in this whole sordid affair is that there are so many people involved, with Don Jr. being at the head of the pack, who are just so goddamned rock stupid that they simply do not possess the mental abilities needed to not be constantly shooting themselves in the foot while…

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

“We’re not defending the status quo, but everything is totally fine exactly the way it is!”

This is like dipshit hipster politics. “Pssh, I knew the government was corrupt WAY before you. Get with it.”