Trust me, the farmer gets PISSED when you shoot the cows.

Deer are cuter than cows.

“I didn’t even know that was an option, five!?!”

They lost their son at 27 years old due to a terrible implementation of a stupid idea. What you’re essentially saying is that if you are worth more than a million dollars you no longer count as a human being. Just think about that for a minute.

You freaking dork

Homer? That’s a camera hole out there and I’m betting that thing bounced and got the camera guy right in the undercarriage, hence the ruling of a 2 bagger is legit.

I am leaning toward your comment being in worse taste. If I had money or not and someone else’s negligence killed my child, I would sue as well.

I mean, as opposed to the company not being held accountable at all?

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

My money is on Smokin’ Joe Biden.

And the surprise re-casting of Tommy Wiseau as Thanos.

Thanks for giving away the ending to Avengers 4.

Wow, this comment really fired up the logic nerds.

Hahaha. Holy shit.

White lady who smokes and drives an SUV is a large pool to pare down.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

I just spit out my breakfast.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

To be fair, the Kushner loan is in keeping with Harris’s record of investing in mediocre franchises.

“We, frankly, Jared is lying. I mean, some people are saying it’s because he’s Jewish. I mean, he’s Jewish. There have been many fine Jewish people, but frankly, it’s known that many of they lie to make a deal. I’ve made many deals with Jewish people, believe me.”