Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

I kind of think of curling like an icier golf. Watching someone do it makes it look like anyone can excel; but once you actually try it you realize you are inadequate without years and years of practice. A finesse and precision game coming down to millimeters

Everybody knows he is part of the Wilson Sporting Goods family. Only reason he got a contract in the first place, IMO

I just read through Football’s entire discussion history — and I’ve decided this account is either some kind of super-basic troll on a perverted mission to reverse-Ken M everyone from the grays... or possibly just a dense block of cheese with internet access. Could be either.

Joke

THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE IS THE JOKE YOU’RE MISSING.

Ask yourself, of all of the baseball transactions to happen, why is there a blog post about this one?

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Seriously, knock off the “3 arrests” shit.

I think the point was that the reported score that is covered by this article is the “critic” score. NOT the audience score. So your comment doesn’t really make sense since you are mixing different things together.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

This article is dedicated to fan reactions to the Eagles winning, which were in general very destructive.

All of this is much to the surprise of fucking nobody at all. Imagine if they had LOST the game.

Just own the stereotype. There’s no fighting it and most level-headed fans of other teams appreciate it when you can make fun of yourself a little.

I’ve seen a few tweets from people in Philly (writers, news anchors, and others) last night talking about keep the calm. That they’re better than this and blah blah. Nope! The behaved exactly as the US expected they would.

Worst thing about this, in 9 months there will be new Eagles fans.

Things Philadelphians didn’t do:

Very cosmopolitan

A part of me likes to think every Philly fan is having this existential question while hurling a brick through a parked car’s windshield.