You could say he was............

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

I mean he’s from St. Louis. Statistically, he’s racist.

And pretty much every military member I’ve seen says that they will stand, and it’s perfectly OK for others to kneel in protest.

In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

This whole thing has gone so far off the rails...actual questions:

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

I used Apple Maps to get to the punchline...

The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

The serious answer is, “some time after 9/11 and during the last 15 years spent mired in two wars, steadily watching friends and family deploy, fight, reunite, die, overcome grievous wounds, struggle with PTSD, and hope beyond hope that all of it wasn’t just pissing in the wind.”

“This isn’t the first time he was tricked by his teammates, either. One time, I found him drunk and passed out and a used condom by the bed. We both hate practical jokes and his team should know that!”

Can someone explain to me when the anthem became about the troops as opposed to representing the country as a whole?

I was going to ask how was this “officially a caught stealing,” but instead looked up the damn rule myself. The minutiae in sports rules never ceases to confound and amaze me.

They weren’t arrested for a crime.

The Pat Neshek story is a really interesting one. He’s a Minnesota kid that came up with the Twins. He was an unstoppable reliever with his weird half-and-half delivery and he really bolstered the bullpen for a season or two. He got injured and the front office feared that he’d run out of juice, so they eventually…

I’m a washington fan, and have been hating on eli since they got him, but i was actually impressed on the play where he stepped out of the tackle, and into the sack to throw the first down completion. That’s the most I’ve seen his feet move since the last time a mean man scared him.

Fuck off McAdoo. Definite bullshit to put this on Manning. The receivers were dropping balls, the o-line was offering little to no protection, and the rushing game was shit. That’s an awful combination for any quarterback to overcome.