The Dyson blockade is not a tactic for weak armies.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Dude, we are allowed to care about more than one thing. It is not a contest.

Christmas came early.

Wow. I only just realized that GATTACA is comprised solely of the letters G, A, T, and C. How on Earth did that slip by me until now?

Robert Griffin III’s problem is that he has never been prepared. At Baylor, he used his superior athleticism to run away from defenders who never had a chance of catching him. Unfortunately, he never adapted after leaving college and this is why he constantly finds himself in the position he is currently in. Robert…

Actually not understanding obvious sarcasm sounds like (and I quote) “idiocy”... Here’s a hat you can wear.

Or maybe, just maybe, just hear me out here, you have a huge chip on your shoulder and are looking for a reason to be hostile.

Clearly Obama has contracted the Sun to destroy our society quicker than he can by himself.

Maple Resolve sounds like the name of Canada’s jaeger from Pacific Rim.

Viagra is not an instant want sex pill. Which is a good reason to stop calling this “female viagra.” If it were a pill which increased blood flow to the genitals for women then maybe.

Really? I can’t imagine loving the movie but not being able to like the show. They felt almost the same to me (the only difference being that Coop did not age gracefully at all). Then again I saw the movie for the first time like 2 years ago so I was in pretty much the same place when I watched it.

“Mine was worse.”

I love this joke so much.

Wait a minute. How did they get the car so close to the field?

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”

my, my arent we the optimist.

a case can be made that it is the best ST:TNG movie...