BIGGER TWIST: Watney was dead all along and only the little boy could see him!

Take a deep breath.

Basically, there’s a huge storm, they see him get taken out by a piece of equipment, and his remote suit readings say he’s dead (because of damage to the suit), they look for his body as long as they can and their lander is going to be totaled if they stay, so if they stay, they’ll all be stranded.

Read the book. You’ll understand.

I have no idea, but I have to jump in and say that I respect the hell out of your handle, sir.

He didn’t say there something wrong with it, just that he looks mexican (I’m mexican too, chill dude)

Must’ve called him a cocksucker

The guy’s got his mask off and is yelling at the dugout. Harper was in the box, ready to play the game, when this guy decides the game’s going to be all about him and start yelling at the dugout....but I’m sure he gave a shit about the pace of play rules then. Harper’s telling him, yeah, I was in the fucking box…

You don’t know what’s going on here? If you haven’t been paying attention to Marvin Hudson, you’re missing out. Dude is like King of Leon’s sex....he’s on fire right now. Let’s explain.

You know how to exert control over the situation? Ignore dougout chirping. If Williams said something that bad/extensive then give him an official warning or toss him. Don’t stop the game to go barking back and forth with him, which never does anyone any good. And don’t then immediately get pissy at Harper for…

I would love to see a show starring Imperator Furiosa as a nanny to a wealthy Manhattanite during the Apocalypse.

And my point is that if you are writing Star Trek, you shouldn’t be thinking up ways to insult the fans. Why would you do that. Most Trek fans don’t “take it too seriously.” They just expect it to be good storytelling and to respect it’s roots. “Cold fusion bombs” are lazy, stupid storytelling.

You forgot about the “Cold Fusion device” ACTUALLY COOLING DOWN A VOLCANO.

YOU BLEW IT UP! GOD DAMN YOU!

Even if they’d have done the “Search for Kirk” in the next film I’d be perfectly fine with it. They tried to have their cake and eat it too.

Actually real Spock didn’t even tell them how to beat Khan, he just confirmed for nuSpock that Khan is in fact a badguy. Which they’d already figured out. I was happy to see the great Leonard Nimoy one last time, but the scene was pointless. Like so many others.

Of all the glaring plot holes though, the one that stands…

I was a big “fan” of the bit where they couldn’t think of any new weapons, so they thawed out a guy with no knowledge of current tech to help them, and his brilliant solution was “make it bigger.”

No. I felt dumber having seen this.

I love that Galaxy Quest was more thought out than this dung heap.

The scientists in this movie were genus!