The Norman Invasion of England. William the Conqueror, Harold Godwinson, the Battle of Hastings...why hasn’t this been done yet? William being crowned king in Westminster Abbey on Christmas Day 1066 has epic, Oscar-worthy epicness all over it.

The only problem with this article, is that is not the Cerebro helmet. That’s a set of headphones, and he’s rocking out to some Rush there. Just look at that look on his face, there!

He’s coming for your bases, all of them.

Been paying him to help us lose for years. Why stop just cause we released him?

It would be amusing if they were still paying most of his salary. *shout heard from the back* What’s that? They still are? Well that makes it fucking hilarious.

This is the most Atlanta sports moment ever.

It will be interesting to see if all of the pomp and circumstance of an MLB game is trimmed out when there’s literally *nobody* to entertain.

I don’t think they’re worried about the fans doing something bad so much as they’re worried about being liable if anything happens to the fans while they, for example, are in line at the gates.

Hey, you’re the one who decided to wade into a post for something you’re not the target audience for just to tell everyone you’re not the target audience for it.

Wooooosh...over your head.

Damn! Those guys are huge as FUCK!!!

The Xenon thrusters will also tend to blind oncoming satellites, prompting them to flash their own thrusters in retaliation, which could potentially set off a “Space Rage” War.

Uhm....

Astrometrics

These guys are really incredible in concert.

except, you know, surviving for 3 years alone on a desolate planet with, at best, a 90 day supply of food. But other than that, no tension :)

You and I are very different people. Plenty of tension, IMHO, and I laughed aloud quite often while reading.

Only four Gold Gloves??? The guy hasn’t made an error in 9 years!

We just want to take it forward with the spirit of the TV show. And it’s a story about frontierism and adventure and optimism and fun, and that’s where we want to take it, you know. Where no man has gone before – where no one has gone before, sensibly corrected for a slighter more enlightened generation. But yeah,…

Star Trek Voyager: Year of Hell. It should have been an entire season. With no time travel reset. Hard decisions. Hard consequences.