Just a little disappointed that the two nacelles are not actually antennas.

Only a Deadspin writer would try to say Pareja somehow came out ahead in any way in that scenario.

That looked like a win for the Timbers coach to me. Flipped the tissue, said "Scoreboard bitch", and walked away leaving the Dallas coach looking like a little kid....

so someone’s job was to just sit at a bar basically? I am, if possible, overqualified for that role. where can i sign up??

with its increased diversity

Increased diversity? Kudos to Star Wars, I guess, but it's now about 50 years behind Star Trek on that score, which has never *not* had a diverse cast (and also has always been *about* diversity). Go ahead and vote for Star Wars, but please, not for that reason.

Yeah I had to bing it to check if there's actually someone named "Bill Heder".

You mean Bill Hader.

Wasn't something like this already used in Terminator 3? Or are we just choosing to pretend that didn't happen?

And Shatner isn't? SACRILEGE! BLASPHEMER!

Pasta nazi? Pasta nazi.

So this new Trek movie will be about Star Trek? About time.

Still want the entire history of the Kaiju invasion leading up to the movie to be several season anime series.

Unless they have one of these bad boys, of course. Which they probably would (or the equivalent, anyway).

Problem solved?

I should have used the sarcasm tag.

Reminds me of a scene I once saw on some prime-time television when I was a young'n. Used to think it was JAG, but turns out it's from West Wing. Surprisingly, I couldn't find a video online, so I guess a transcript will do...

Oh, if I had nickle for every time I slammed into the Asian Steppe...

The same ones that want "smaller government" while still mailing them their social security checks and covering them with medicare?