Sad to say this is most likely the death of Top Gear as well since May and Hammond said they wouldn't do the show without Clarkson.

I didn't know Shakespeare was a millennial. Crazy.

If you are gonna be an ass about grammar, you may want to capitalize the first letter of your sentences.

The pronoun "they" has long been acceptable as a genderless singular pronoun to all but the most pedantic, but good story.

So it should be "it?"

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

I have admittedly only looked at a few stories, but it is kinda weird how no one is talking about this person or if anyone is looking for him, etc. If this were the US, we'd have composite sketches, grainy security footage, and experts blaming rap music an hour after the race.

YES! The other side of the "wear them down" coin is that women feel they need to play "hard-to-get."

"Can't deny that the windmill was tight, though."

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

"This Brazilian built regional jet barely makes it to a smooth patch on the landing strip"

Damn this doesn't even have a rain shower head. I'd say its minimalistic

"LOVE"

Why would he? There's no real indicator in the story that the link is necessary, other than it points to yet another kitchenette story (thus making any attempts to explain WHY Yelp is broken dubious as you are sourcing your own stories). There's no mention of Bottom Bistro in the above story, or in the text of the…

You're a dick. The limp kind, not the awesome kind. People read your stories and you always have something rude to say. You write for Jezebel. Calm the fuck down. peace out bitch.

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

To be fair, I didn't click the link either and had to read the paragraph three times to find it because the color scheme isn't very friendly to people with even moderate red-green colorblindness like myself. So there's that.

Though it is hard to imagine a 27-year-old that has never really played the sport before being good enough for the NFL, there's still a small chance Tim Tebow could land with a team next season.

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

Yep, it's bad to eat them. The more I read about octopus intelligence, the more it nauseates me to contemplate eating one. Sorry to be all serious and shit, but eating potential friends is not cool.