Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

"This Brazilian built regional jet barely makes it to a smooth patch on the landing strip"

Damn this doesn't even have a rain shower head. I'd say its minimalistic

"LOVE"

Why would he? There's no real indicator in the story that the link is necessary, other than it points to yet another kitchenette story (thus making any attempts to explain WHY Yelp is broken dubious as you are sourcing your own stories). There's no mention of Bottom Bistro in the above story, or in the text of the…

You're a dick. The limp kind, not the awesome kind. People read your stories and you always have something rude to say. You write for Jezebel. Calm the fuck down. peace out bitch.

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

To be fair, I didn't click the link either and had to read the paragraph three times to find it because the color scheme isn't very friendly to people with even moderate red-green colorblindness like myself. So there's that.

Though it is hard to imagine a 27-year-old that has never really played the sport before being good enough for the NFL, there's still a small chance Tim Tebow could land with a team next season.

Wherever rugby took him, he always carried the dream of one day playing for Jim Tomsula.

My late husband had to explain to a server what "neat" meant in reference to a drink. "You know, neat. As in, not on the rocks."

It kind of sounds to me like they killed the employees/had them tied up in the back but had to serve people to avoid suspicion. Or aliens.

I bartended for several years (though granted, it was in college bars), and have never heard of a Perfect Manhattan. I also just asked a friend of mine who regularly dines in very nice restaurants, and she's never heard of it either. So I think it's safe to say that maybe it's either regional or not as common as it…

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

Welcome to club ACL.

Ask a soccer player.

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

Not exactly. This station is an ABC affiliate, not owned by ABC.

Yep, it's bad to eat them. The more I read about octopus intelligence, the more it nauseates me to contemplate eating one. Sorry to be all serious and shit, but eating potential friends is not cool.