Buck up, Bronco. You’ll have your chance.
The best link I can come up with is extremely attenuated: if salaries are dictated by league revenue, and if league revenue includes what teams charge for tickets (I do mean “if,” I have no idea if it does), and if the ever-increasing luxury of new (often taxpayer-funded) stadiums contributes to higher ticket…
The problem with Heineken isn’t so much the taste (which isn’t great) as it is that you’re paying a premium for the brand.
You clearly think you’re winning this argument. You are not.
Cool - but TS/SCI clearances for senior White House staff are typically expedited because they’re not defense contractor employees who need secret clearances.
The process does take quite awhile for most people. But we’re talking about people at the highest levels of the executive branch, not some low level staffer at DHS. As an avalanche of former White House staffers have reported, the clearance process is expedited for senior staff.
If you’re trolling...tip of the hat to you, though this seems to be a weird way of trolling. If not, might I recommend a tasty selection of Tide Pods for your culinary enjoyment?
Yep. Dozens of people have tried to point out how and why they understood this to be a humorous piece, but you — and only you — have the insight to understand that a Deadspin writer is unfamiliar with Russell Wilson.
Are you sure? Your inability to pick up on humor in written articles suggests otherwise.
Do you watch late night comedy monologues about current events and get pissed about the jokes because you thought that Colbert, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, etc., were supposed to be as serious as 60 Minutes?
That’s LITERALLY the joke. How is this confusing to you?
I was really hoping that your initial comment was a weird attempt at trolling. As I read through the rest of the comments, it sadly became clear that you’re just an idiot. The whole joke based on the premise that of course everyone here — the writer, the readers, everyone — knows who Russell Wilson is, which team he…
“ [T]he widely reported total of three arrests in Philadelphia shows Sunday night was not so bad at all.”
That really hits the nail on the head. Eagles fans generally annoy me, but it gets cranked up to another level when they pull the “that was just a few bad apples several decades ago” card. I’m on one discussion thread where an Eagle fan was arguing that on Friday, and today his response to the rioting articles was “I…
That Super Bowl Was Everything Anyone Could Have Asked For...unless you’re a fan of the Cowboys, Giants, or Washington Football Club.
All the stars to you.
From a Giants fan, thank you for this. It’s been a rough 14 hours. I needed to see Philly living down to the expectations I’ve always had for them.
Totally not surprised. I don’t know why or how so many other NFC East fans I know could have weighed the two bad options in this game and settled on Philly as the least worst.
Hit in the chest first? Are we watching the same video?