I’m not a vegan but I’m sorry someone was an asshole to you.

I loved the idea that he carved the deer leg.

Mmmmm hamburger horse.

I can think of at least one reason why you don’t want your artificially intelligent robo-slaves to require the consumption of organic matter for their survival.

SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!

Sweeet caaann.

You mean they’re not hand-crafted by gummi artists who work exclusively in the medium of gummi?

You’re crushing it with this series, Sean. It simultaneously gives me something to live for while believing I absolutely won’t.

In that musician’s defense, this experience converted him to the need for gun control. I admire him for admitting he was wrong, explaining his thought processes, and now trying to advocate for change.

[sonorous fart noise]

Yeah, it’s like Rudy. If Rudy wanted poor people to die.

Not relaxing until October 1st, and even then, I’m only unclenching my anus slightly.

You’ll interact with these brands, and you’ll like it!!

Is this article by the AVClub or by “The A.V. Club for Mike Judge Presents: Tales From The Tour Bus”?

Everyone can stop posting the rest of the day. This one will not be topped.

You’ve Driven Me Back to Reading Books, Internet

They mean “august,” like “well respected and admired.”

Someone needs to learn the difference between ‘bigger numbers’ and ‘bigger percentages’.

Yes, men get harassed in larger numbers BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE OF YOU ON THE INTERNET.

Women get harassed in larger percentages because even showing our faces in your male-dominated conclaves opens us up to a higher number of…