A Nagasaki is tequila on the rocks with fresh black pepper.

I realize that I’m being totally heartless here, but I read the comic book version of When The Wind Blows, and...well, if you want to see two people who have no idea what’s going on die of radiation poisoning, that’s one thing, but they’re so oblivious to what’s going on that it’s just amusing rather than…

And because Tweek is amazing, that’s why.

Exactly - I initially read her flipping through TV channels, organizing change and not being hungry when Bojack invites her for ice cream as her just being a teenager, but in hindsight, it’s the amphetamines.

I saw the brief clip where Mr. Peanutbutter slams Diane against a wall in the season trailer and was hoping that it wasn’t a domestic fight; as it turns out, it was, but it rapidly turned into something else. Which was a relief, because there’s dark, and then there’s DARK.

—I know you well enough to know you've literally never spent more than 5 minutes looking into 9/11 for yourself, otherwise you wouldn't be as ignorant as you are.—

What is "free fall speed"? You mean terminal velocity?

—Maybe some of just can't comprehend how this many people don't even understand the basic physics of gravity and mass.-

I'm sure that this isn't pointing out anything new, but have you noticed how every Truther argument can be boiled down to "ME SMART, YOU DUMB!" It's not so much a conspiracy theory as it is a constant stream of personal attacks combined with self-fellatio.

I wish to God that I could recommend your post over and over again and never stop.

To speak only for myself, I prefer my food so genetically modified that it hops out of the burrito and hurls itself towards my mouth, eager to fulfill its biological primary function.

I would stop being friends with her just for constantly using "y'all".

Dude, did you seriously have to go and spoil it?