Pata-pata-patapon...

I’M GOING TO DEVOUR THAT PATAPON REMAKE! I was just trying to explain Patapon to a friend recently!

I want the series to crossover with Metal Gear Solid so the plot becomes so confounding that it rips a hole in space-time.

3rd birthday was an atrocity that shouldn’t have had any association with the series.

I’ve struggled with this, but as women have explained it to me...

1] Unless the woman in question has asked for my opinion or approval about what they’re wearing (or not wearing), my opinion does not matter. Feminist empowerment has everything to do with allowing each woman to decide what to do with their bodies,…

Soma is much, much better.

I see what you did there at the end Fahey. Forgot. Hehe.

“which means it’s about damn time.”

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

the massage the chair, dry hump he was doing while hillary was talking tonight was all i could focus on.

Worked out for General Custer.

I was going to make one but I was struck by lightning.

Is George Takei replacing the Plinketto board?

I really appreciate the jokes too, mostly because I’m a huge buffy fan. Very good lol

Memba NES?

This might be the first time I’ve liked both sides of an argument equally.

I have fixed this typo but am very happy with these jokes.