My personal favorite was this one:

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Listening to the "Got to Give It Up" video and watching the Robing Thicke getting foot-slapped gif simultaneously is making me lol.

Marvin was really so fucking sexy

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I am simultaneously horrified for that woman's vagina and stupefied by those 14 lbs of cuteness. That is an adorable new born.

(I wonder if he was "over-baked", so to speak - i.e., due weeks earlier.)

He is enormous and adorable and I just put out the FUCK OFF mat on my own uterus.

A priest once told me a joke about easter porn. You know, when Jesus gets nailed.

I told a joke to my old boss once. He was Catholic, I am Catholic, I figured he would enjoy it: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

That shit was incredible.

Does Edward Norton even age???

I see we got exactly the same thing out of this opening: "Paul Rudd was there! He's so handsome! Look at that smile!"

Love those ladies.

i think my favorite joke was that the civil rights movement worked and everything is totally fine now.

I was wondering the same thing.

Thank you Lena Dunham for clapping delightedly at the Cosby joke!

That Sondheim was spot-on.