I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

This is like a poem.

It is indeed a political stunt, like everything else he does. But the number of anti-vaxers is growing in the country. I'm in two minds.

I’m reading the “On no, the Poors” and can see most of the commenters are looking at this from a US myopic funnel. It is not welfare. It is government rebates from our tax system that go to anyone who uses childcare or who has children. You can be on $100,000 a year and still get tax rebates for having children.…

I just think this is a poorly thought out policy that won’t do anything.

Seems a good idea but it is being brought in by Tony Abbott. This does not compute...

I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what kind of cruise you took where the ship let you feel ANY sort of sea state.

... the owner sought to make amends by offering us a CD of her brother's greatest saxophone hits.

I would like to say you win but I'm still haunted by the naked in the elevator story.

"Towel folded like a monkey" put this one in the winner's slot. You poor thing!

Jesus. Christ.

For our honeymoon, my husband and I booked what was advertised as an "oceanfront beach house." The photos featured a lovely little house with a large deck and it's own private beach. We lived several hours away so we couldn't check it out in person in advance, but based on the photos, we thought it seemed like exactly…

When we got married way back in 1993, I wanted to take a cruise to Hawaii and just lay in the sun, but my husband wanted to go on an "adventure." He won. We decided to go to Greece. But not Athens, or any of the popular islands. Without the Internet, I collected articles about the other islands, and decided to try and…

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

Ugh I am being kinja-ed. Anyway, that happened to us too! A storm trapped us in the room in Puerto Rico, but Bacardi is made on the island and hella cheap, and our hotel had complimentary pineapple juice. We got drunk and read books to each other. Then we ran out in the tropical storm rain for sushi. It was great.

My "honeymoon" was 2 weeks of my new MIL staying with us and sightseeing since she had never been to the country where we live before. She's lovely but... not super romantic.

But I always comfort myself with the story of my friend's honeymoon. They left for their honeymoon immediately after the wedding, which…

My grandma and grandpa got married in 1953.