I am that crying baby today. I'm exhausted, PMSing, depressed because I just turned 30 on Monday and feel like I'm a failure at life for no reason, work is taking advantage of me again. I called my mom sobbing and she was basically the older brother in this video all, "Have you slept? Honey, you need to sleep."

Heehee, I know...it wasn't even like an angry grab, it seemed so loving.

I say this to my 4 year old often.

I love how, when Big Bro says "Well, you need one", Little Bro puts his hand on BB's arm and cries plaintively, "No I don't!".

Let's just say there might possibly just be certain times when my husband looks at me with EXACTLY THAT EXPRESSION and calmly asks " What kind of cocktail would you like?"

Fond doing a recreation of the event:

I quickly read:

Ugh these two are so freaking adorable.

As a gluten-free vegetarian, and who honestly has real issues with eating wheat, I am dedicated this gif to the carcass-lady. Because she makes the rest of us look like idiots, and worse, people take celiac less seriously.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?" I then took a skewer out of one of the pieces of tempura, and plunged it finger deep into her eyeball.

"But I am just not good with fancy I-talian words. This sounds good and I know it's what I want, but would you help teach me how to say it?"

So I am very unclear...is it or is it not okay to assault the bartenders? May I still grab their butts and make lascivious comments about their junk? Can I insist on back rubs or cunnilingus? I mean, if there is no sign, I have no idea what is acceptable now.

I read one report that said she lit a branch on fire from a small fire on the wing of the plane but I haven't seen it repeated elsewhere. Still awesome little girl, sad story.

oh my god

"She asked if she could stay here."

Reverse tan lines?

My thoughts exactly.

Translation: He recently caught a matinee of Cabaret.