I didn't enter this in the original, because it's really not my story to tell, but it was the single grossest experience of my life. And I deal with explosive bottom kittens and cats.

My brother likely has a cow's protein intolerance. I know this because my daughter does too and his symptoms match hers exactly. My…

I have to agree, this wasn't quite the grossest thing I've ever read or experienced, but then, I'm a nurse with great experience in Interventional Proctology. But as first efforts go, it's not bad. Here's a pro tip for all: don't dig in your pooper with your fingers on a daily basis. It leads to prolapse of the anus.…

Poor Angel of Death. He's actually a fun guy!

Narced on my underage cousin who was making cocktails in the kitchen.

The worst thing I did was unintentional and not within my control but still pretty shitty. At the stroke of midnight a few years ago, I turned to my husband and burst into tears. I told him that this had been the worst year of my entire life and that everything about it was horrible. I told him that nothing we had…

My worst New Years Eve I spent sitting on the sink in the bathroom because I was so depressed.

Also not related to New Years, but related to your mention of being so confused as to where you were. Programming note: no booze involved in this story.

Not the worst thing I've ever done, but certainly one of the worst. Two years ago my long distance boyfriend (now husband) came to visit me in Birmingham, AL. We got a fancy room at the Marriott and headed to a World of Beer for NYE at 8 pm in the busy 5 Points area. Evidently they had a cash cover, so we walked a…

This isn't a big party hard story or anything, but it was deeply uncomfortable.

"YOU AREN'T ARTISTS. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND."

WORST NYE: Getting bitten by a black widow spider. Refusing to go to see a doctor. Getting a blood infection from the bite that went all along my veins and made me look like I was becoming a zombie. Still refusing to go to doctor. Telling my husband I'll never forgive him if he takes me to the doctor. Having 3…

I am sorry, but this cracked me up terribly! The wolf howl was the best part.

after drinking too many large French 75s that were mostly gin, I convinced myself I had accidentally dropped my only expensive piece of jewelry -a gorgeous Tibetan silver ring with two intricate ram heads in it- down a friend's toilet. Spoiler: I had taken the ring off at home and forgotten to put it back on.

I'm glad you're still here! I wish all the best to you in 2015.

Disclaimer...this did not happen on NYE. The story is entitled "starfish regenerator."

Short and to the point. I think this should be the winner.

Now I'm just imagining someone high on coke yelling "let's make some fucking sandwiches!"

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This is TERRIBLE!

sneaking piña coladas in Puerto Rico while being filmed as a teenager for a reality show

When I was in high school I had knee surgery on December 26 and the combination of immobility and hydrocodone made me super constipated and my mom had to give me an enema. At age 18. Worst NYE of my life.