We have to find this man.

It is literally just you. But it's only this one time. Other times it's a whole bunch of people.

Also, you know what I love best about this video? He's excited for the card. Then he's excited for what he assumes is a random ultrasound picture. He LOSES HIS MIND when he finds out he's getting a sibling, which is of course by far the cutest bit, but he was happy, excited and grateful for a card with a picture in…

You ROCK Ethan. Your sib's gonna need all that love, all that energy. And when they get annoying, just remember, they think you flung the sun & the moon & the stars are just waiting on you for their marching orders. Big hugs, big brother!

I stayed punk throughout the Sainsbury's one and, for once, the John Lewis one, but have you seen the BOOTS one? With the MUM? Fucking. Hell.

I am losing my edge in my old age. Stuff like this used to never affect me. Lately I can't stop being an emotional wreck over these. First it was the British department store one with the penguin, then the really emotionally exploitative British grocery store one about the Christmas Truce, now this. All the feels. All…

Please edit this. This is happening TODAY, on MONDAY. Monday morning in the CBD of Sydney.

I do gross things in the shower. Like scrubbing my bits. Up in between and stuff. It's not sexy, like in commercials. It's an industrial film with foam and water. Not hot.

Congratulations, this is the most boring comment in the history of comments.

Don't cut your wrists with all that Edginess.

It would be nice to get some information on James. The movies never made him look like much more than a prat. He got along great with the Marauders but what made him special if anything?

Suggestion: James was actually the Ron Weasley (comic relief) of the bunch and Lily was the Hermione. That might put Severus in the…

I bet you, given that they were British asshole boys, they called each other "cunts."

yes, that is a thing.

Where is Mark when we need him?

Who gets the dog when you break up?

These are incredibly important points.

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?

The big hair covers her soft fontanelle!

Yes, GOOD POINT.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.