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NO one can beat this dream-team!

Remakes are usually mistakes. That said, they should have gone with Kathy Griffin.

If they couldn't get C.B. to play Miss Hannigan, they didn't need to remake this movie.

Nobody vamps better than Burnett's Miss. Hannigan. I make a very dry martini - I make a very wet souffle.

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That was awful. Here's hoping the rest of the movie is better, especially as I'm going to end up taking my kid to see it.

I honestly really, really hate this. I just want to actually see the real broadway version (not the awful 80s disaster) with people who can sing without auto tune. wtf is this??? But the girl who plays Annie is cute and I will probably watch it anyway.

I love him so much

You are not alone.

Lorde is 18?! I thought she was like 40. No joke.

Wait Lorde put the whole Mockingjay soundtrack together?! GET IT GIRL!!!

"[makes dinosaur noise]" sounds like lorde has been reading jez for inspiration in ways to describe celebrities.

she literally has the best hair. i want tay to get her curls back and then i will lose my mind.

I did that thing where you move the hyphen one word to the right and got 'thick ass-milkshakes', and now I've got an image of a Swift/Lorde/Rick Santorum threeway stuck in my brain.

She has fantastic hair. Especially for a 45 year old male geologist from Colorado.

The Lois Griffin one was amazing. I can imitate the accent, but I still can't make my voice sound like her. This woman is really talented.

Her Angelina Jolie is spookily good. SPOOKY.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND FROZEN. WHERE DID ELSA PEE? DID SHE JUST FREEZE IT? ARE THERE A BUNCH OF FROZEN PEE JARS IN HER ROOM HOWARD HUGES STYLE??? HOW DID THEY EVEN KNOW SHE WAS STILL IN HER ROOM??? WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THOSE KIDS??

Well didn't you notice that we've only given money to people with WOMEN'S names?!?

Honestly, it was very hard for me to run this piece (okay, not that hard because Lindy is hilarious) because I enjoy the movie. It's just so easy.

How.Dare.You.