And that is where my problem lies.

I think those people either shaved their heads and went underground or started raising the future legislators of voter ID laws.

I'm not sure how I would feel if Mia Farrow looked at me as though I had personally disappointed her.

Did Serena also apologize to the journalist she tried to throw under the bus with her original weasel-apology?

I got my Rolling Stone today, and the article made me really dislike Serena, beyond that idiotic statement. She came off as a spoiled, entitled brat.

Do we still deny aid to clinics in some of the poorest parts of the world just because they perform abortions? And if so, can we work on that next?

It's just an elaborate butter sculpture.

I can't handle those heads, so I'm going to look at this instead:

Why on earth would anyone want to ban the cutest hairstyle in the whole world?

She did the apology in REDFACE?!? Not cool, Paula. Not cool.

Or a cursive font.

He looks like someone tried to grow their own Bradley Cooper and lost interest.

Paul Ryan. PLEASE say that it's Paul Ryan. Jesus, if you're there, I promise I'll strongly consider believing in you if you make it be Paul Ryan.

I don't care if it makes me a bad person. I LOVE THIS SHIT, It's basically my favorite thing that can happen in the news, outside of actual progressive legislative victories.