Also, storage. I can make a big pan of curry/stew that will do my work lunches for over a fortnight for about £15. But I freeze it and keep it for that long. If you don’t have access to a suitable freezer...

Now, she sleeps on the back of the couch like a kitty.

The reason I can no longer sleep in my own bed unmolested, or have socks.

For a moment there, the headline had me thinking that Tracey Morgan did impressions of Larry David and Bernie Sanders, and I was seriously impressed.

I used to nibble the sand in the sand box when I was a kid. Something about the tiny little grains was really appealing to me. I also ate soil; my favourite was the stuff in my great aunts garden which had a very sandy texture.

And by love, I mean just amazed at how sentencing works. FFS.

I love how this poor woman gets 3 days in jail for missing court, and the abuser gets 16. Incredible.

Yeah, that’s just too far out...

I’ve gone the other way. When I was younger, I put up with some shocking behaviour. With every year I get less and less able to accept that for myself.

and are “currently addressing the red pill community in order to illuminate the damage this philosophy can cause.”

My mom donated hers to a lady she knew who couldn’t afford a new one. (And on an entirely uncharitable note - it was very 70’s. There isn’t a force on earth that would get my Sister (wedding next december) down the aisle wearing it.)

This is hilarious to me because I would love to sky-dive. I would go into space in a snap, but there isn’t a force on earth that could get me on the open sea and feeling happy about it. To get me into a submarine would take drugs and ropes.

Not a disabling one, but I sometimes fantasise about breaking my legs or arms and being able to just lie down for 6-8 weeks. Another year of my job and I think all the hard work my anti-d’s did will have been for nothing.

I will not weep for you Bourneville, you are already dead.

“There will be a rise in anti-social behaviour in the area now with the selling of alcohol. It is a devastating blow for residents but we will appeal.”

Which would also include people from Spain, whom I also don’t think of as Latino

If England win, I’m English. If Wales win, I’m the Prince of Wales...

Not when it’s the difference between being a dutchess or a queen.

We have plenty of tooth rotting cereal, and your supervisor could just take himself off to Tesco.

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