She had them frozen because she wanted the chance to use them herself. And since she’s dead, the logical non-creepy route now would be donor sperm and a surrogate, not her mom.

She’s nearly 60.

Men are also more likely to leave their wife if she gets cancer than the other way around. So basically all I’ve learnt is that men are really bad bets for relationships unless you’re a low earner and have a solid gold guarantee on your health.

Cafe racers are the sexiest type of motorbike.

They definitely should have had waivers signed, but looking at the school website, I am entirely unshocked by any of this.

I wonder how many shows away we are from a real life version of The Running Man?

Tbh, my first thought here isn’t OMG FAT SHAMING! it’s that these belong to someone with an eating disorder or who is on the way to one.

The Duggar’s would probably think these people had it right.

Good for them for knowing what makes them happy, but I will never be cool with people making other people part of their scene without consent. That’s just not on.

So now at 65 she has a 9 year old and three premature children who are all at risk of developmental difficulties. Great going, lady.

That quote’s from a decade ago. I guess advancing age has made her more organised.

More likely that they waited for her to turn 18 before they had a baby.

I think the child porn probably means that he had naked photos of her before she turned 18. I hope. Not actual, actual child porn, which I hope no one would be able to alford their way out of.

Apparently now Jay Z has the receipts. I’m so bored this afternoon, so I hope it gets ugly and then dies away really quickly.

The one thing to come out of the Sony hacks that made me truly angry was his email being oldmanbatman. I literally had a HOW DARE YOU moment.

On one hand, I’m jealous of her confidence (though that is commonly a side effect of knowing you have money there for when you need it), on the other hand, is that Common People I can hear playing?

Because now she’s got all the headlines she doesn’t want the label.

Tbh, I had a countdown going for the backtrack. Didn’t think it would come so soon though.

The one thing I’ve found to have an excellent effect on my creative work is having a day job. So often when I’m sat at my home desk with all my things around me, I’m blank. The minute I’m in work and meant to be doing something else? Revelation upon revelation stream down over me.

#hugachuck