What? What does he do??

It gives us some breathing room in between roasts.

Oh my god, no, this reply:

I’m not going to be able to deal when Big Bird becomes a muppet Who Doesn’t Sound Quite Right.

The next ad in the series is the one where he slaughters his family, the scheduled together time of which is keeping him from his true passion, mcburglin’.

Yes, because his mask, coat and gloves hit the sensitive spots in the ‘I would have sex with The Spirit’ area of my brain. I still would not eat Maccy D’s though. I have to have some standards left.

I write fanfic designed to get people’s hands in their pants. That you manage to make money off the same impulse... you people are my gods.

I want to be this man. I want to learn from him.

I don’t even have an excuse. I just like spending more of my time and energy on myself.

Signourney Weaver’s the gatekeeper. We need to ask her about this.

My boss just today came back from a holiday to Vietnam and Cambodia - and I don’t think she really knew where she was going. The discussion this morning was “they’re all Buddhist and so peaceful, and revenge just isn’t something that’s in them, and they’re all so poor but there’s no worry about it...” and yeah.

I don’t watch the show, but saw someone comment that there’s an ep where Kris is out of town and Rob went with Bruce to get pierced ears.

I have a couple of regular routes, that all have easily accessible bins for poop bags, but there are baggies that have been hanging in the bushes, in the same spots for just about forever. That’s when it winds me up.

The one thing I hate more than people who don’t pick up after their dogs, are the ones who pick up, and then hang the baggie in the bushes. So vile.

Get Ahold of Yourselves, Frenchmen

Au Revoir Simone, “Stay Golden”

How dare he.

A deathmatch is the most brutal form of hardcore match, with all kind of weapons (flourescent tubing, barb-wire baseball bats) allowed and the ring often being weaponised (barb-wire ropes, explosives in the base) itself. They’re pretty good when you’re feeling particularly bloodthirsty.