I never lost a lot of weight doing it, but when I was lifting weights it was like something clicked in my head and my self esteem really went up. And being able to carry yourself like you think you're a bad ass bitch is a really great way to be.

Try harder Paris...

After seeing an interview where she explained her sense of humour (I asked a waiter for a straw so I could drink my soup! no one is smart enough to get me...) I will never be completely convinced that her website isn't some form of, what she would think of as a, joke.

But then comes the knock at the door...

16 year old girls who looked 30.

Is it really bad to wish a tasering on a stranger?

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

They're not equally risky. Because what's the worst that happens if someone laughs at you? You feel bad. What's the worst that happens if someone beats or rapes or kills you? Mm. Being a man who is rudely rejected is obviously less risky than being a woman who rejects - however politely.

One of my co-workers got scammed by people who would ring up pretending to be from the bank, saying that someone had stolen their card and was trying to make a transaction right now... can you hang up and ring this fraud number. But when you hang up they keep the line open so you go through to their partner and give…

I am watching men's gymnastics at this very minute, and I'm definitely not enjoying it. Absolutely not. Nope.

It's the Guardian. All the letters are made up by their interns, and Pamela Stephenson is notorious for being kind of crap - not as bad as Mariella, but nowhere near as good as Annaliese.

Sorry guys, but he's no Prince Philip.

Christ, if I'd brought a 22 year old home when I was 16, my parents would have buried him in the back garden.

I kind of want her and Chip Zdarsky to be set up together.

No, we were too slutty for the puritans. Your country was meant to be a safe space where they didn't have to worry about getting the clap.

You should see the Directors Cut...

Some people won't be happy until the Bible's the only book left in the library.

Find the bastard and brand them.

i. am. crying. thank you for the gift of this gif.

So how long until his dick pics leak?