Has Wanjuki commented? It would kind of stick in my throat, tbh.

Bye kids, Mum's gone to Iceland.

This was my first thought. Considering where she is, and what she does, what else can she really say.

Where's Dale, he asks. Have you seen Dale? He was right behind me but that was so long ago and I forget...

Because puppy love can happen when you least expect it.

New research coming from Canada... suggests that during ovulation, women prefer penetration to oral sex

You completely missed my point. Well done.

This is an excellent antidote to the rape prank article.

If a woman is doing something like this, it's because there are men out there who will do something like this.

A Superior Court initially dismissed the sex solicitation charges because he agreed that Rowe meant no harm

The bit where she knocks the rope into the water has been all over my tumblr dash. I'm so happy to find out where it came from because I've been dying every time I see it.

That statue was literally made for this though, you will not convince me otherwise.

That actually looks like something I pulled into reality from a nightmare. Jesus wept.

Ohh mobility scooter. I came in expecting to see some crime against mods.

I'm more jealous of the guy. Every bathtime we ever had with our dog was DRAMAtime.

It's shaped, appropriately, like an egg cup.

How can you go 14 days without touching your cup? Even if I was a complete innocent, mine shifts when I go to the toilet so it's impossible to forget it's there.

Huh, their advert here has two burly woodsmen in it and I just assumed that it was an American import.

Sorry your friend ended up with a controlling douche, but this is nothing like what I observed when I was at uni and literally everyone I knew was in some form of open relationship.

That is also true.