I have a gym membership. The quality of the men there is... mixed, and not something you can guarantee.

The second season has less of the pull up ladder. It has a better story, but less of the other thing. I still don't know how I feel about that.

I did not know this to be a thing, and now I'm just so happy.

My sister used to have a talking doll, and once she left it leaning against her bedside lamp and all the head charred and melted in. But it still talked.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the age, I would have thought this was my ex. S0me people can tell everything other than the truth.

Huntress?

Every time I see this, just for a second at the start, I am convinced the elephant is crowing at the dog.

ikr, for a moment I got really excited (eggscited?).

I married myself a couple of years ago, and I can't lie, there have been ups and downs, and other people, but in the end we always end up together.

aww, he just wants to dance!

My sister is deathly afraid of moths, and loves fast food. I must now work at bringing these two things together. Posting photo's of disco moths to her fb just doesn't feel like enough anymore...

They can have my door when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

Lies. You know they are donut blowjobbing it every chance they get.

I will try anf think of the good people who got paid from it, but I think it's going to take some time.

I get the feeling he would be proud to have pissed me off.

I just watched RIPD. Like, all of it. I'm angry at the writers, I'm angry at the source comic, I'm angry at the director, I'm angry at both the decent actors that were in the film, but most of all I'm angry at myself.

The first place I ever saw it used was in a WWE recipe book. I can never accept it.

I love swans, they're magnificent bastards (who I try to stay on the opposite bank to).

As much as I hate to defend Dawkings, he was molested as a child and that seems to be what kicked his twitter rant off.

For such a smart man he seems to be having real trouble understanding that twitter is not the best medium through which to express complex thoughts. Now, if he got on Tumblr, say...