Someone needs to set up a kickstarter to get this guy the Real Doll he's so obviously soul mates with.

My sister's boyfriend reminds me so much of Jason Biggs in the face, and I hate it because he's actually a nice guy.

And sometimes your hand wears you.

No, it's science. You're working for the good of the world.

If she's married to someone who'd spreadsheet this, I really hope so for her sake.

Oprah clarified that it was okay for Matt to say it had been pleasurable, given that the aim and intention of grooming is to make sexual abuse pleasurable for victims so that the relationship becomes confusing for them.

My (male) neighbour died from breast cancer leaving a wife and two children. Men absolutely need to check their tits (or get an obliging friend to help them).

It's trying to figure out how to eat the dog.

Link please.

He looks like a poorly put together Henry Rollins cosplay.

Has this song been released in the US yet? How's it selling over there?

I'm English and can't remember the last time I heard someone use the word to describe a person.

This guy embarrassed the police. He's going down.

This is the kind of thing I don't get. Not the not doing something, but the keeping of journals about not doing it.

It's the fruit of a horse chestnut tree.

Conkers are actually a really good way to keep them away. You end up with a house full of conkers, mind, but no spiders. (I once saw a spider touch a conker and it reacted like it had been burned. Totally freaky.)

What happened to grabbing a shoe or a heavy book?

I read an article about a guy who donated to some friends and ended up paying child support. That's not a risk I'd like to take.

This sings to my warrior spirit. I must face it in battle and know the taste of its hot fudge blood in my mouth.

You know it's coming, but somehow, when it happens it always feels better than you thought it would be.