" I should be an example and an inspiration"

I was on a family holiday to Florida, and when I say family I mean mine and my aunt, uncle and cousin.

Being horny makes idiots of us all.

God yes. It was amazing how many people manage to trip and fall in just the right way to get something up their ass. I have no idea how the radiographers managed to keep straight faces, true heroes....

LOL, I used to work in an X-Ray dept. OMG the things I've seen... There's needs to be a PSA about letting things get past your sphincter.

The cataract surgery was the beginning of the end for my dog, she just never got over it.

DC are always talking about women. Usually right before they make some super shitty changes to female characters. But hey, they were talking about them!

My cousin owns a nursery and she is always bitching about people like this. She toyed with charging late pick up fee's, but apparently if you do that it makes the problem worse because they figure they're just paying for the extra time. anyway.

I think they're really ugly, but after seeing the video of the pug stealing the sled I do think they're quite funny.

My cousin has a bulldog, and dear god, the noise never ever stops. He snores all the time, asleep and awake. I honestly don't know how they live with him. it would be like living with a pneumatic drill going 24/7.

Ahh come on Jez, don't give The Fail the page hits.

Truth. Best part of my day is the minute the bra comes off. I've just had a week alone at home and I've worn it exactly once when I had to go into town.

His Blue Steel is strong.

I know this is more me being sleep-deprived than anything, but for a second there I thought Spock was Zoolander and was trying really hard to place Kirk in that movie.

Teach all the men in the world not to rape, there will still be men that rape. Everyone knows that killing people is wrong but there are still people who kill out there. Some people are just bastards and all the education in the world isn't going to protect people from them.

I'm home alone all this week and it's the only thing I have planned to do (ok, I also have a comic shop trip planned, but it's for Batman books, and so related...). I'm going to have to air everywhere out so good before next Saturday.

Publicly, I've been a gay rights activist...

Bee continued to say that even though her organization does not agree with Angelou, they will fight for the rights of all people to speak freely.

I don't think I've ever owned a vibrator that did for me what my electric toothbrush could.

That's why pet (dog) owners need to be pro-active in training and caring for their animals. If you can't care about them attacking someone, atleast care about the repercussions of it will be for the animal.