That's all of Patricia Hernandez's posts. And from NeoGaf, don't forget Gaf!

If you're in hot tropical woods as an archer and your only point of defense is distance and evasion, you don't want pants. You want complete leg mobility.

The way a lot of people deal with their discomfort for Gaga is that they simplify her until she becomes valueless enough for culture to handle.

Maybe she's not trying to be attractive?

Women don't have to dress up for you, they don't need to be sexy and/or cute

Ah, great, thanks for reminding me that I am NOT playing Yakuza 5 right now...

Translated, exactly. They put in english subtitles after 2 years of release. That's what localizing is, isn't it? Must have been really hard work.
And yea it did not sell well since nobody knew the game even existed because there was no promotion.

Does Kotaku pay attention to the Wii U at all? The normal cost of the console is $299.99...

What I'm worried about is whether or not Sega is going to step in and say "sure we'll publish this game in English" Then never do it.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

9/10 body, 1/10 face

It all adds up to 10 so don't be offended.

They can make it as ritzy and neat as they like, but I'm damn well not putting an always-connected, easily-remote-enabled nudie cam and microphone in my living room when it's produced by a company who were more than a willing lapdog in the PRISM program, among others.

Not too bad. You could've done worse.

This game will probably make my Nostalgia feels burst at the seams. I totally remember going to Kay Bee Toys to pick up Super Mario Bros 3. It was only like $75 too. What a deal! That sure took a lot of lawns mowed, weeds pulled, dishes cleaned, laundry washed, and other assorted chores.

Do you prefer the faux-nonlinear appeal of the older games, where although they let you roam a large field, there was still only one entrance and one exit?

If only. I'd kill for a new Warcraft RTS. Seriously, fuck WoW, I think it's gotten so stale, I don't have the slightest interest anymore. If only that Starcraft MMO had come out and maybe there would've been a W4 instead of Starcraft 2.

I wish that's what would happen when you went through the red Dark Portal.

Which ones?

I apologize that I'm going to say something negative, but I think it's in the spirit of this post. I think a lot of the problem is that in any social group there will always be competition to get to the top. When a social group at least aspires to not being pricks, part of that competition will manifest itself in open…