Your mistakes, in order:

I know.

Because people will overpay for an OS designed for retards, because they have built a brand around an image that appeals to them. The image of being wealthy and 'hip'. But the actual product is shit.

You are free to waste your own money. But I will still call it overpriced shit, because it is overpriced shit.

If…

"Horde"? Is that the native self-referential word for the barbarous gaggle of alien invaders, zombies, walking hamburger patties, green-skinned Caribbean people with bad dentists, and traitorous magic addicts?

The mechanically-inclined Capitalists, at least, would be reasonable if they weren't insane pyromaniacs.

It's super easy to pick the right side. It's called The Alliance.

Their entire market is HYPE. It's the status symbol, but it's a piece of crap.

Or they could be realistic and not try to charge me $40 USD for a bluetooth NES controller with one extra button and a crappy gyro.

There's that.

Put it on a home console. I want to play these on my damned TV, not squint... at least the Vita has a pretty big screen....

Or if you don't, at least make a 2DS XL so that I can have a decent size screen without paying for 3D I won't use.

Nintendo, c'mere.

We need to have a talk.

So, there's this genre - it's one from your home country.

It's called 'JRPG'. And not 'Chrono Trigger', games before that, with turn-based combat, and everything.

Bring those.

Also - since you went and bought out Monolith Soft like [redacted], let's make a deal -

You release…

So, something that would come AFTER Zoda's Revenge? I thought they tied up the storyline pretty well...

"Sporty new Mustang"......"With its 4-cylinder engine"....

They can charge a premium because people are too goddamn stupid to be bothered to learn what a start button is, and some basic troubleshooting and/or maintenance.

I have a PC that I spent $1600 on, [and it still needs a graphics card, cause the one I have is old] - to get this level of performance in an Apple POS, I'd…

It was awful. It's ok. Go, play Xenosaga and .Hack//...... you will feel better.

It's Nintendo, so think Apple-level markup, then double it, and NEVER cut the price, ever.

Not trolling, was serious, nice to know that dismissal is still the way Leftists deal with dissent.

That, and calling you a bigot.

Yes, WHEN IT WORKS, which is predictably, 2 weeks after initial use - perfect; 1-2 months out - quirks in hardware and software; 3 months out - laser dies and buttons stop responding.

And that is a prototype, not a product. Someone needs to be yelling at the chinese factory, because their manufacturer is garbage and…

Yes, WHEN IT WORKS, which is predictably, 2 weeks after initial use - perfect; 1-2 months out - quirks in hardware…

And the fatal error that the modern Left makes is that Might Makes Right, which is hilarious, considering it was their criticism of Nixon et al.

You want to do that without force, proxy force through Government, shame, taxation, or threatening people's life, liberty, and property? Be my guest.

+9000 Internets for you for understanding both the Non-Aggression Principle and the Harm Principle.

Have a Virus Core.

Like I said - the writer is clearly a sub, and he needs to stop putting his damned dominatrix fantasy girl into his games.

I'm so sick of the bitchy girl power crap.

There are games with "strong" female characters that I like, and that I play - Lightning strikes me as a ball-stomping fantasy. Which is not only…

Don't do it, man.... don't pull out your credit card.....

They created a ridiculous Lightning-saves-Eorzea temporal rift and a stupid event storyline that was apparently so popular, they repeated it.... twice.