Remember when it comes to Steam Sales:

"The Xbox One is available everywhere, except NEBRASKA!"

Better?

Sweet dreams are made of these: roadwork frogs, traffic monkeys.

I would too, after many hours spent in Vice City driving sedately.

Gundams might be cool, but they don't have Fei-Yen model Virtuaroids customized to look like vocaloid stars.

Coming soon from SEGA:

Take heart, melancholic frog. Some small band of folks keep the spiral flame alive, even in this day and age.

Once upon a time there was a brave little console, who set out to start the new generation of gaming. The duty laid heavy on its shoulders, for its parents had fallen on hard times. Grandparent's adventures had been soured by the companions it had picked up, and that along with other reasons had cost Parent its favour…

I'm no game designer, I just like playing games, but ideas I had for the Wii U GamePad:

I wonder if they like video games about sombreros (and some other inconsequential stuff.)

The BBC haven't (and can't) release Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe (or any of his other media-focused shows) due to rights issues, so the only way to have them to watch at my leisure is to download them. I'd love to buy them, but can't.

Aha, yeah, that makes more sense now. And now the chopstick thing does too, I always thought it was on the basis of cleanliness.

Naturally, that means there are more funerals, which are different from Western funerals. People are put in a coffin, but not buried in the ground. They are cremated in the coffin.

"I command you to rise from your grave, and give us our pre-order money."

Groose. His name was Groose.

Meanwhile, at NoA (Possibly)...

Well, that's good. It would have been much better had they not pursued that course of action to begin with.

I'm not sure what the source of his power is; the beard, the hair, or the cat.