This is the boot-lickingest corporate shilling I've seen in a minute. I hope it's factored into your bonus at Under Armor this year; you've earned it.

you are correct, sir!

+1 "HEY-Yoooooo."

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?

I posted a joke, but seriously...meh. They painted their faces like the mascot. They didn't come decked out as Native Americans.

Don't try to understand Gawker's white guilt.

Because SPORTS!

While I think these people are petty and gross, I also think it is awesome to see such a compilation of proof that sooooo many people really don't give a fuck about your kids.

I done made a thing.

Report: Bear Witnessed Shitting in Woods

a waste of (what appears to be) a perfectly good charger, that was horribly painted, and stuck on a concrete slab to rot.

Everyone involved is just super gross. I don't even care to rank them, they're all way, way down there. I think it's important to note, however, that both Weiner and Leathers are informed, consenting adults who knew exactly what they were doing. Neither took advantage of the other, there is no victim here. Just gross…

The best part of Kai Tek? The huge checkerboard, which signaled to the pilot to make a 47° visual right turn to line up with the runway for final. At this point, the aircraft is at 650' (140' by the time it exited the turn) and two miles from the runway. Think of all of the tech in aviation today and the best solution…

I had no idea who Anna Benson was from reading the text of your article. Might want to consider adding a background sentence or two.

"How was your Thanksgiving, bro?"