Manifold destiny is importanter.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

I wonder what his tire pressure was.

You can tell you’re getting old when....

“Why God waited nine years, I have no idea.”

“Why God waited nine years, I have no idea. But we’re happy.”

God would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their satellites.

Good points. You can’t really blame anyone. I myself had a similar experience years ago in high school. A classmate’s mother went missing one winter and there was a huge search for her. It turned out that her car had run off the road as she was headed home from a party and ended up in a tree and shrub covered ravine.…

actually the m2 you want doesn’t exist but we can drool anyway...

Lighten up, Francis.

“you dawn the jacket”
you DON the jacket. unless you mean spray soap all over it.

the whole “1.5 psi low” and “digital tire gauge” is a running joke on car and motorcycle sites.

Looks like it is maybe 1/2 PSI low in the back.

Can you imagine the internet apoplexy if a male music artist ended his video by murdering the older married woman he’s been boning?

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Allow me to share my favorite thing I ever wrote on the Internet, in re. Ludacris’ Legend.

I hate children.

See: Macan S and Macan Turbo.