You're not old, you've just apparently been living in a cave all year with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears.

Come on Steve, all your other friends hold basketballs and baseball gloves while they watch sports. Hell, Jenny's fiance Marco even holds a soccer ball, which even I, the non-sports-watching woman, know is against the rules. Can't you put down your beer for one day?

"I am shocked."

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Honestly? Get rid of inline images in comments. Sure, we all love cat GIFs, but if that is the price for being able to have a discussion without being assaulted with violent pornography then I think it is worth it. That or going back to the greys are the only effective solutions. At least give authors the option…

*Fat Riley

So an AC problem leads to an A/C problem? Thanks for keeping us current on this, Barry.

Marine Todd works out on the surface of the sun while eating Atomic Fireballs hard candy. I heard NHL players do that as well.

I heard he also provided quarter for several British Soldiers.

That or a viking funeral. Float that down the river and shoot 1,000 flaming arrows at it.

It doesn't diminish anything. If the other racers wanted to chase Meb down they could have. Hall and company just refused to do it for them.

First the brodown, then the robot and now the jig. These Mercer people know it's not really a Big Dance, right?

Age 21 is a pretty common age for men to experience their first schizoid break, so the whole communicating with God through numbers thing was a pretty big needle-scratch moment that turned the story sad.

Dale did his segment on the Monday night broadcast, which airs at 10 p.m. local time, the same time that the Daily Show airs in DFW.

I'm pretty sure this actually aired Monday night.

He gave this before john john

This is also from Monday night.

His tie is amazing.