OK — just got my answer downthread.

I love Indio, too, and I've been on a quest for it here in the States for 20 years. But my discovery is that you pretty much can't get it north of the Border unless you carry it over yourself. If you know something different, I would be overjoyed.

Because Donald's, Rochelle, to whom he is still married, has filed a lawsuit against her for the value of the gifts that Sterling has given Stiviano. Because California is a community property state, Rochelle is also the owner of the $1.8 million that Sterling has given Stiviano. Rather than, I don't know, divorcing…

She might have been leading him into this conversation, but I expect it's a conversation they've had a bunch of times without a tape recorder running. She just made him say it on tape, she didn't put the words in his mouth.

I guess they were expecting it would be ceremonially disposed of, like an American flag or something.

Well, a really good idea isn't even one days work. It's a split second. But that is why this make is interesting — it asks an interesting question. They could have drawn the map with crayons and it would have been interesting.

That gray spot next to the word "Cubs" is the White Sox. South Chicago.

Well, making the map isn't the hard part. It's posing the question and finding the data. Bonus points for overlaying the baseball with the sammiches.

You might be better off making a mint simple syrup and mixing it with unflavored liquor. Also very easy to do.

I have one of those reuseable metal mesh coffee filters that I use for this purpose (also for straining yogurt). I have also used paper coffee filters — not just for making meth!

They weren't physically blocking anybody, which would have disqualified them. They just weren't taking the front of the pack.

This just in — the Pope is Catholic

Roasted or fried brussel sprouts are the perfect vehicle for my vegan bacon substitute — smoked almonds. Salty, smoky, fatty. I'm down with pork, but something I'll use smoked almonds and olive oil instead of my go-to of cubed bacon, especially when I'm making something to take to a potluck.

I think now that you've commented, I can't edit.

And I would expect the fatality rate to be lower for a large government-controlled construction job. Those fatality statistics include all guys who work for Joe Bob's Roofing and Pest Control who fall off the roof because they didn't bother with a tether.

According to the OSHA website, in 2012, there were 775 construction fatalities in the entire US.

I was helping a friend troubleshoot his sausage gravy (my dad was actually an Arkansas sharecropper). My friend said he could never get it the right consistency. We tried a couple of go-rounds with no improvement. After a couple of trials, I realized he was using precooked sausage.

I kinda feel like a 19-year-old named FRED should be ranked higher.

FWIW, you have attached a picture of the wrong tattoo parlor. Pictured is Freaks on Broadway, whereas the parlor with the perv is Freaks on Troost. Not sure if they're owned by the same guy, but you might not want to torpedo the wrong business. Lack of a second floor should have been a clue.