I have no doubt there are a lot of really skinny, mangy dogs that are running in packs and causing legitimate danger

Well, if I had to ditch my dog because I was being forcibly relocated, I would still be feeding him and checking in on him. He'd still be my dog, even if he was sleeping rough. And if I was an IOC worker in Sochi and I was eating a ham sandwich, and someone's former pet sat down next to me and watched me eat,…

According to yesterday's NYTimes, "Local animal rights workers say many of the strays were pets, or the offspring of pets, abandoned by families whose homes with yards were demolished over the past few years to make way for the Olympic venues and who were compensated with new apartments in taller buildings, where…

that's the model I was thinking of when I talked about "public dogs." And I think Sochi and Adler might be closer to a village than you think.

I wasn't sure what the timing was on that. At minimum, I wonder how many of them are formerly somebody's dog and therefore more willing to charm humans for food. In any case, lots of them seem to maybe be public dogs rather than true strays or ferals.

I've been to some places where there are legitimate bands of feral dogs. These have to be the healthiest strays I've ever seen. I wonder how many are the dogs of the people that were kicked out to build the olympic village.

I don't have an issue with someone owning a big-ass gun. But the same way that you have to do more to get a license to drive a semi truck, you should be able to demonstrate that you can control a big-ass gun before you are licensed. Part of controlling said big-ass gun is, you know, not leaving it laying around. If…

I think this might be a problem with the fact that there was a gap between HS and college due to his mission.

Is there any way they can change the "one year out of HS" rule? It seems designed solely to trap missionaries, veterans, and coma victims.

Yes, exactly. It's not like this was a little kid wanted Brett to autograph a prized rookie card. He's a mercenary prick who's made himself a huge nuisance.

Because you're selling them on eBay?

You were on I-70, right? The route for the interstates were largely picked for where it was easiest to put the road. If you get off the interstate, onto the US or state highways, there is a lot of rolling hills and some very pretty scenery. Just saying.

They weren't utter dogshit until last year, but they were certainly headed in that direction in 2011. Even though everyone had picked them for a great season, they lost every preseason game, didn't win until week 4, and lost to some pretty stinky teams. Haley got fired when the team was 5 and 8, which caused a…

He didn't say "just learn to code," like it's a panacea. But it's an important skill, and every important skill you can add to your arsenal increases the chances you will be successful.

Someone on one of my podcasts — maybe Grantland — was talking about Jay Cutler being traded to the Steelers. Can you imagine the douchey walk-offs that would inspire?

When she said that a MARRIAGE LICENSE wouldn't be good enough, I knew that she didn't know what she was talking about. I was going to go down there and stomp around and turn over chairs until my husband suggested that they just re-direct the package.

yep — me, too. Every time I make a call, they ask me what my relationship is. Like an imposter is going to be calling to get the cable fixed.

My husband was working out of town when UPS attempted to deliver a very important package. They left a slip on the door. I called UPS to find out the procedure for coming by to pick up the package. I was told it wouldn't be an issue because I had the same address and last name. I told them I did NOT have the same…

Meh. Just like Dwayne Bowe was "out of bounds" on the run right before that would have been a touchdown. You get a call that goes your way, you get a call that goes against you, it'll all even out by the end of the season.

What is he doing with the dumpsters?