Asexuals straight up get erased. I don't think I'm asexual (I masturbate way too much for that), but I completely get the 'just not interested in the sexies' vibe. As I told my current bf, if I wasn't dating him, I'd be dating mountains because I wouldn't want to be using my time hunting down people in bars when I…

I'm the type of person who tends to live in my head a lot. Sex will never be the most defining aspect of a relationship for me. Hell, my sexuality is not even in the top five words/categories I would use to describe myself as a person. I did date someone for whom their kink/sexual identity was a core part of their…

Portia looks like the happiest lady at the Oscars. AS SHE SHOULD.

Always put ketchup on my scrambled eggs. If you think it's disgusting, never go to a midwest diner.

This is a version of the hunger games I could win.

Leggings are the cheat code of clothing. Don't want to wear pants? JUST PRETEND YOU ARE

I want a Very Special Maddow Show episode at a gun range, proving once and for all what we all expect — Maddow is a better shot.

Let's discuss what guy even wants that many sandwiches. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner? For realz? You don't, know you, want to go out for sushi, mexican, or thai once and a while?

Robert Birdratheon

Get a French press. Let it sit out for several hours and put it in the freezer overnight.

Don't gossip. Just ... people will tell you things naturally and in good time when you've formed genuine, working relationships with them. By all means, just talk about seemingly random things to build that relationship, but if you come across judgmentally, it's bad news. Also, you can totally stay at happy hour if…

I have 2 requests from my fiance: 1) a wedding in the mountains (living in Seattle, so doable) and 2) an open bar. No bachelor/bachelorette party (I believe the proper term for this is 'college'), no bridal party (save my sister/his best man), and no bridal shower. Also, probably no gift registries, either.

I heard of them, but the dolls were insanely expensive, and I borrowed the books from my friends.

Can we just collectively agree to be OVER Cat Marnell so we don't have to hear about her so shallow my fingernail could scratch through them problems?

Nope. She gets to keep the advance. No matter what. If she doesn't sell that much worth of books, OH WELL PUBLISHING.