Apple to Android: The head of Apple's gay and I don't believe in gays.

So, is it a, "highlight real shot by," vis-a-vis a highlight fake shot, or a, "highlight reel shot by?" What would a fake shot look or sound like?

Ah, this guy ...

Actually, each year we send a large, heavy package with holiday presents across the country. UPS wanted to charge $120 to send the package this past year with delivery taking 7-10 days. USPS? $35 with delivery within 7 days.

Coffee roasting and coffee drinks. A full cafe on wheels and fresh-roasted-to-order beans. Watch for my Kickstarter ...

It pays for itself. Always has. At least, until Congress required USPS to pre-pay for over 70 years of pensions; a stupid requirement only intended to deplete the coffers and create a false USPS budget deficit. The law with this requirement was drafted by people committed to pay back their campaign funders who just…

We own a 500L and it's a pretty great car. No turbo lag (important when surrounded by Phoenicians ... the world's worst drivers and one needs to get out of their way), comfortable on long trips, and reliable. It's roomy enough to carry all our gear for the farmer's market where we sell our coffee on Saturdays, and…

My favorite Radio Shack practice, "back in the day," was when they'd ask your address for every purchase. Package of D batteries? "And your address is ... ?" Nuts.

There used to be a song about this: (Sung to, "I've Got Rhythm")

What the well-dressed space traveler wears ...

Yep. Small pickup. Turbo Diesel.

We own and love our 500L. It's the right size, right price, and we can load up all we need for our Saturday stint at the Farmer's Market ... booth, tables, chairs, product, everything. We also live in a, "senior-rich," environment during snowbird season and invariably some old, white guy notices it's a Fiat and chirps…

Yamaha and Akai make such instruments. Wind players can sound like everything else.

There's a reason humans stopped eating green coffee beans mixed with suet and/or dates ... it. tastes. bad. Thanks to dervishes who roasted, then boiled the beans in water to make a dark, rich, energizing liquid, we now drink coffee and it can taste wonderful. This, "light roast/green coffee bean," trend needs to just…

$1000-1500, maybe. Had an '84 I bought for $900 and drove it 'til it died. Had it towed away to support PBS ... fitting end for a Volvo.

My parents stuck me in the back. Then, got pissed when I started throwing up from car sickness. My undying hatred of station wagons is rooted in that experience.

Not T-tops. A dumb, wanna-be-convertible effort. After a couple years, they'd leak. And, the constant roasting in the sunlight gets old after a while.

Decals on fiberglass or plastic! Yay!

Rearward-facing seats ... also car sickness-inducing in many people. Yes, we need more of that.

Say, that coat is kinda brown ...