That's just wrong.

Considering everyone was driving one or a car like it, a chase at 70 is still a chase.

$1000 too much for a daily driver. Had a Yugo and was fortunate it was built mid-week. Yugos built on either Monday or Friday were crap since hangovers and early weekend partying took their toll on build quality. It was a decent car with lots of room inside that got great mileage. By the time Zastava really got it…

A few years ago, I was driving home at about 10 p.m. and decided to take a different route past the Mesa-Gateway Airport as it recently expanded and I was curious. There were a number of unmarked, white buses pulling into a restricted entrance leading to the tarmac. They were followed by one Border Patrol SUV. I…

Quick. Light. One of the most Lotus-y Lotuses.

My horrible restaurant story involves the owner, not a customer. My very first job was working at a now huge chain known for Chicago-style hot dogs, Italian Beef, etc. Because I was new, I mostly worked the grill, cranking out burgers. One afternoon, my third month there, I came in and everyone was in a panic. "Dick…

Kinda like buying bunnies and chicks for Easter or kittens and puppies for Christmas ... except that there are no shelters for discarded drones.

The Cadillac of minivans

The 500L is under appreciated. It has plenty of room for, "lumber and stuff," has the same engine as the Abarth 500, and is comfortable. We carry everything we need for selling at a farmer's market (including the booth). I just returned from a 3000-mile trip and was very pleased with how this car performed. I was even…

Siri remains pretty much useless. I was in a mall parking lot in Chandler, Arizona, trying to confirm the existence of the Apple Store within, and the only thing Siri could find was Apple at 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino, California. Tried to get directions from my house to a theater in Phoenix and Siri couldn't figure…

One reason I loved my '72 Ford hippie van. I might over-indulge at a party and had a bedroom on wheels, just in case. Only once while parked in a supermarket lot did a concerned cop knock on my door. I explained I thought it was safer to sleep it off than to try to drive home and I hoped he didn't mind that I did so.…

Until the mujahideen snipers learned they could place a rifle round into the engine intake as Hinds flew through remote mountainous areas. The Red Army then changed from solitary patrols to 2 or 3 craft patrols, the plan being the backup helicopters would be able to fire upon the sniper's position after he took out…

She had this line of luggage and other products long before her last flight.

Not so much. We used 6 regular Billys, 2 corner Billys, and 2 half-height Billys in our back bedroom to turn it into a library. It was a great improvement over mismatched bookcases, bricks, and boards.

First, a rash, then watering eyes, then gasping as the throat swells, and finally falling to the ground, clutching the belly in pain. Would an epi-pen help?

The, "X," version of it included penetration shots during the, "Singing in the Rain," scene, impact (from three different angles) when the statue hits the screaming woman's face, and a much longer rape scene after the gang fight. Those were cut in the late 70s after it made the rounds of midnight showings so the film…

Or, they should have just sold this idea ...

Tripods!

So, uh, like Tupperware?

Where have I heard this before?