Counterpoint. That is the darkest timeline.

I shall pluck an even lower fruit!

The college where I work just shit-canned all (1500) Surface tablets on campus because, to quote the CIO, “nothing can be done on those retarded P.O.S.’s without something eventually failing”.

You just wrote Apple’s next iPad commercial.

Patriots IT Guy - “Not sure what the problem is, maybe we can try bouncing the server.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Hahaha, that’s awesome. I’m imagining the old lady wide-eyed, asking, “you mean the lecherous orange orangutan is REAL??!”

X-files, I think.

Get some Apollinaris or Gerolsteiner and get back to us.

Do webseries count?

MASH -

Pilot health be damned! I want to see these things go full on Mecha Streisand.

Feh, Most clowns are relatively safe. Many cannibals don’t like them since they taste funny.

You misspelled “goram.”

why is Jarvis pushing Steve the Pirate?

Maybe begin by not allowing pharmaceutical companies having a say in legislation, like this crooked ass story: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/09/18/pen…

And while I might agree about your other general points the ”electric piece parts” thing still applies to batteries because of the industry wide desperation to find ANY way to make them cheaper, lighter, smaller, powerful or any combination of these.

The problem is that when you are really congested but can’t clear your sinuses it usually isn't snot anymore - your sinuses are just swollen shut. This could still help in flushung out the mediators of inflammation, though.

California’s had a surplus since we elected a Democrat back into the governor’s office.

You’re right it sounds too dangerous. Let’s stick to methane and nuclear.