@Hatey McLife: To be fair, he also has to carry 10 phone books to stack on top of the soapbox.

This probably happened in the mid 1970s.

In honor of this day, I'm wearing my replica HatGuy hat to work.

He also thinks people should pay for access to newspapers, so let's take this idea with a grain of salt.

@HugsFromHarold: Veterans Committee next year, if there's any justice in this world.

Great, now where will I find an overpriced tourist trap in Times Square?

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@Pete Gaines: I believe he's casting Lvl. 3 Changeup

I don't agree with his Paul Farhi-running over policy, but I do approve of his Jay Mariotti-running over policy.

Uproar Over 13-Year-Old Recruit

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things the Wing Bowl stands for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of Philadelphia?

@Gamboa Constrictor: I would've thought his preferred option strategy would be a strangle.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Glenn Beck and Eric Cartman each send you a +1

@Blast it, Biggs: They let Cooper come down from the attic, but he still has to bring the fish heads up for Beyton.

aj,may be interesting or bull.lemme know about weds.stu

@Bobby Big Wheel: It definitely IRRitates me

I don't agree with his Daulerio-killing policy, but I do approve of his Rick Reilly-killing policy.

at NYU'S SKIRBALL CENTER

@MattinglysSideburns: Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr celebrates a game winning 3-pointer in a pickup game with Darius Miles and Quentin Richardson.

@SEDonaldson: "In the minutes since Sarah pulled her video, Deadspin has continued to taunt Sarah in comments from Deadspin contributors, and has even mockingly asked why Sarah has not posted a completely empty legal threat. Deadspin now has its answer." #philadelphiaphillies