This answers the question we were all wondering: no, he is not aware of the weekly KSK posts. #peterking

@Cognitive Friction: Despite her lack of talent, Phillips described her as "scrappy" and a "gamer". #stevephillips

@Unrelenting_Irrelevance: Can we ask Whitlock for a quarterback recommendation?

"Thx keep em coming"

You, Neyer, Rany...who is the scrappiest?

If Tom Friend gets a call tonight, I'll be really worried.

Drew's offer comes off the table...at midnight tonight.

When you last left us, it looked like ESPN was going to move Joe Morgan off its #1 team. Instead, they kept the team together AND added Steve Phillips.

@Drunken Midgets: Killing me won't bring back your GODDAMN HONEY

Unfortunately, once the action begins he's going to be replaced by a Japanese dude.

Good post, but could have used the phrase "stubbled assgazer"

@Bunkie Perkins: I look forward to the email from angry reader "Ben C"

@Head Bee Guy: Figured that would happen. I'll stop trying now.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I'm partial to this one:

@Weed Against Speed: Joe followed up his statement by saying that he can't comment further since he hasn't seen Lamar play.

Mike Bianchi is the retarded lovechild of Mike Celizic and Rick Reilly.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: +1 violet

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Fortunately, Dusty kept the jersey on a strict 225 pitch count.

Warning: May create sudden urge to root for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

On the bright side, he's now in the lead for the Memphis job.