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Is that Jim Cramer on Halloween?

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In a related story, Faith Hill is running for Nashville City Comptroller.

Ladies will be thrilled to see him after a disappointing evening with Brodie Croyle.

If you didn't stagger home drunk that Friday night, refresh Deadspin, and see roided ant's face staring into your soul, you'll never comprehend the power of Nightmare Ant. The comments were as funny as the site has ever been.

@Doyle McPoyle: Chris Henry likes the way you think.

What kind of lame school would sell football shirts without a football team?

@Head Bee Guy: Or, I can read one line beyond the picture. Idiot.

our next barrier to overcome is a presidential candidate who has openly had unprotected anal sex with prostitutes

Jaws, let me talk for five minutes about how UNBELIEVABLE winning two Heisman Trophies would be! AND IT'S NOT EVEN HIS SENIOR YEAR!

@Bob Loblaw: I didn't figure anyone else saw that movie.

I'd suggest scheduling South Harmon Institute of Technology, but I think Syracuse has them next week.

Lord, please make this man Governor of Alabama.

He's like Joe Namath, if Joe Namath made inane predictions for the Detroit Free Press.

@Carmen McFanzone: It made me far more depressed that I noticed it.

@Carmen McFanzone: Please, everyone knows that OPS+ is on a scale with an average of 100. Why don't you run off and talk to a girl or something?

Even though I criticize journalists for a living, I've never read FJM. The guys who write FJM can't teach me about journalist criticism.

@IanKinslerFan: Well if Mark Cuban says Mark Cuban is innocent, I don't see why we even bother investigating.

@Dan Daoust: Jesus, if the complaint is true his behavior was extremely reckless, even for an insider trading charge.